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A Simple Guide To Understanding Pakis
BY FORSETITHEJUST
Pakis, (short for Pakistanis and pronounced In-vay-ders) are a tribe of
sub-human invaders living in England, most notably Londonistan. Being
Muslim, they like to insult White people and eat curry. They walked from
Pakistan to England in search of anal sex after getting raped by commies. In
1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their
interbreeding,their population now outnumbers the natives. They wonder why
we burn their country, so the men go out with black teatowels wrapped round
their heads and dynamite strapped to their sandals. But they get what they
deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find
that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.
Typical Paki crimes
Goat theft (they don’t have cars.)
They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.
Bombing innocents in order to receive over NINE THOUSAND virgins in
paradise.
Selling expired food in corner shops.
Marrying their cousins.
Training their goats to give them anal sex.
Honor killing their whorish daughters.
Racism.
Eye-fucking women.
Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a blonde.
Selling out of date food in newsagents.
Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).
Tricking you into buying beads.
Befriending British school-girls.
Fraud… and lots of it.
Paki Mentality
Pakis believe dressing their hairy women up like a gruesome amalgamation of
darkie nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki living in a
cloud.
Having to pray over 9000 times to Allah
Whites living in England
So much curry, so little time
“Appropriating” all the corners of the world
Having to live in a country where nobody immediately kisses their arse or
speaks their language
Can you spot the difference?
Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as Londonistan), as is
evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. You can spot a Paki by
looking for brown skinned Chavs. The only thing that separates the Paki from
the Chav is that the Paki appears to be well-behaved when amongst their
elders (aunties and uncles).
Warning: Some “British” pakis may be disguised as niggers.
Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their
curry infested food.
Pakis and Indians are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50
years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic
relationioship that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky
little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and commode moppers
in their own little stinky curry restaurants.
In America, most Pakis have currently relocated to new accomodations in
Guantanamo Bay. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland — mainly
to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.
In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting gang raped
or gang raping Whites on the streets of Sydney. The names of the players in
the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid,
Mahbed.
Where Pakis Come From
They are then promised at least 100 virgins in the afterlife if they kill an
American (only 24 virgins for killing a Russian/European, 12 virgins for
killing an Arab, and one elderly Jew for killing an Indian. Conversely,
killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim
is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) No accounts
are made of whether the virgins are male or female. The virgins, however,
are of no use as all Pakis are born without dicks.
Pakistan, officially the “Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan” is a small
hugbox located in South Asia. In the average Paki’s geographical
understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the centre of the world,
sandwiched on one hand by the pagan land of Satan and the Holy Land.
Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the pagan land of the
Great Satan where bad Pakis drive taxi’s and mop toilets. Even further away
lies the Happy Land where all good Pakis must eventually go.
What Pakis are regularly seen doing:
Bombing themselves
Killing women
Praying
Bitching about racism
Praying
Begging the world for food and aid.
Begging the U.S. And Europe for more food and aid even though they bomb them
every single day.
Earning the monicker of Pornistan.
Getting rich in White mans land
Raping babies
More praying
Blaming babies for rape
Hating Indians
Hating everyone
Playing cricket
Shagging goats
Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a Mosque/curry house
Eating Curry
Indulging in a curry fetish
Making/Planting Bombs
Being irritating
Even MORE praying
Fucking around, like they own the place
Robbing old women
How to troll Pakistan
Threaten to burn the Quran.
Paki Culture
Pakis enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping their asses with bare
hands after taking a shit. Pakistan ranks number 1 in gay/bestiality
internet searches worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men
resort to faggotry or rape.
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A Simple Guide To Understanding Pakis
BY FORSETITHEJUST
Pakis, (short for Pakistanis and pronounced In-vay-ders) are a tribe of
sub-human invaders living in England, most notably Londonistan. Being
Muslim, they like to insult White people and eat curry. They walked from
Pakistan to England in search of anal sex after getting raped by commies. In
1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their
interbreeding,their population now outnumbers the natives. They wonder why
we burn their country, so the men go out with black teatowels wrapped round
their heads and dynamite strapped to their sandals. But they get what they
deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find
that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork.
Typical Paki crimes
Goat theft (they don’t have cars.)
They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.
Bombing innocents in order to receive over NINE THOUSAND virgins in
paradise.
Selling expired food in corner shops.
Marrying their cousins.
Training their goats to give them anal sex.
Honor killing their whorish daughters.
Racism.
Eye-fucking women.
Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a blonde.
Selling out of date food in newsagents.
Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).
Tricking you into buying beads.
Befriending British school-girls.
Fraud… and lots of it.
Paki Mentality
Pakis believe dressing their hairy women up like a gruesome amalgamation of
darkie nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki living in a
cloud.
Having to pray over 9000 times to Allah
Whites living in England
So much curry, so little time
“Appropriating” all the corners of the world
Having to live in a country where nobody immediately kisses their arse or
speaks their language
Can you spot the difference?
Pakis congregate in East London, (better known as Londonistan), as is
evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. You can spot a Paki by
looking for brown skinned Chavs. The only thing that separates the Paki from
the Chav is that the Paki appears to be well-behaved when amongst their
elders (aunties and uncles).
Warning: Some “British” pakis may be disguised as niggers.
Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their
curry infested food.
Pakis and Indians are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50
years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic
relationioship that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky
little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and commode moppers
in their own little stinky curry restaurants.
In America, most Pakis have currently relocated to new accomodations in
Guantanamo Bay. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland — mainly
to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.
In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting gang raped
or gang raping Whites on the streets of Sydney. The names of the players in
the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid,
Mahbed.
Where Pakis Come From
They are then promised at least 100 virgins in the afterlife if they kill an
American (only 24 virgins for killing a Russian/European, 12 virgins for
killing an Arab, and one elderly Jew for killing an Indian. Conversely,
killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim
is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) No accounts
are made of whether the virgins are male or female. The virgins, however,
are of no use as all Pakis are born without dicks.
Pakistan, officially the “Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan” is a small
hugbox located in South Asia. In the average Paki’s geographical
understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the centre of the world,
sandwiched on one hand by the pagan land of Satan and the Holy Land.
Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the pagan land of the
Great Satan where bad Pakis drive taxi’s and mop toilets. Even further away
lies the Happy Land where all good Pakis must eventually go.
What Pakis are regularly seen doing:
Bombing themselves
Killing women
Praying
Bitching about racism
Praying
Begging the world for food and aid.
Begging the U.S. And Europe for more food and aid even though they bomb them
every single day.
Earning the monicker of Pornistan.
Getting rich in White mans land
Raping babies
More praying
Blaming babies for rape
Hating Indians
Hating everyone
Playing cricket
Shagging goats
Crying when dead pigs are thrown into a Mosque/curry house
Eating Curry
Indulging in a curry fetish
Making/Planting Bombs
Being irritating
Even MORE praying
Fucking around, like they own the place
Robbing old women
How to troll Pakistan
Threaten to burn the Quran.
Paki Culture
Pakis enjoy a rich culture of curried foods and wiping their asses with bare
hands after taking a shit. Pakistan ranks number 1 in gay/bestiality
internet searches worldwide. As most pakistani females are in burqa men
resort to faggotry or rape.